still famous…
In the future, Andy Warhol said in the 60s, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Truer words were never spoken.
But now, 15 minutes of fame is a lifetime.
It’s more like 15 seconds.
Are you still with me?
Not bored yet?
So far, so good.
This morning, Scott Simon, host on NPR’s Weekend Saturday (who I admire enormously) gave sweeping praise to the #140 of Twitter.
“to be or not to be”… and still 105 characters left.
Isn’t that great?
“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask rather what you can do for your country’.
How many is that?
The problem with all this snappy #140 is that everything is decontextualized.
Shorter.
Faster.
We are a nation in the thrall of ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder, but we no longer have the attention span to even address the problem.
Boring!
Many years ago, Neil Postman wrote a wonderful book called Amusing Ourselves to Death. In it, he said that the curse of television was that everything on TV had to be ‘entertaining’ to hold our attention. And as potiics began to migrate to television – where it is now 100% of the time, it too had to be ‘entertaining’. And this was dangerous.
When Lincoln debated Douglass in 1860 (are you still with me?), the debates went on for 7 hours, each man laying out his case at great length then cross questioning his opponent.
Slavery and secession were complex issues.
Today, as anyone who watches Fox News or any other news for that matter knows, 7 minutes is a lifetime
70 seconds is about it.
And you better be snappy and funny to boot.
Now I read that Scrabble is introducing a new dictionary that allows words like ‘thang’, ‘grlll’ and ‘yessss’.
Draw your own conclusions.
(Still with me?)
Now Scott and NPR are all for the #140 character discourse.
When I was a kid we used to have Cliff Notes for Shakespeare.
Don’t want to read MacBeth – read the Cliff Notes
For the slower students you could buy the Classic Comics versions.
That was a long time ago.
Soon we will no doubt have Twitter Classics:
Moby Dick: Captain Ahab fixates, chases, kills White Whale. Sinks own ship Pequod. Ishmael survives.
I mean, what more do you need to know anyway?